Three pastors got together for coffee one day and found all their churches had bat-infestation problems.

"I got so mad,"said one,"I took a shotgun and fired at them.It made holes in the ceiling, but did nothing to the bats."

"I tried trapping them alive. "said the second,"Then I drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they beat me back to the church."

"I haven't had any more problems."said the third.

"What did you do?"asked the other, amazed.

"I simply baptized and confirmed them, "he replied,"I haven't seen them since."

蝙蝠困擾問題

有一天，三個牧師去喝咖啡，發現他們的教堂都有受蝙蝠困擾的問題。

“我快要發瘋了，”其中一名牧師說，“我帶了一支獵槍，向它們射擊。槍在天花板上打了好幾個窟窿，但蝙蝠毫毛未損。”

“我曾試著活捉它們，”第二個牧師說，“然后我驅車走了五十英里才把它們放開，但它們又追著我回到了教堂。”

“我什么問題也沒有了。”第三個牧師說。

“你是怎樣做的呢？”第二個牧師驚喜地問道。

“我只是給它們洗禮了一下，讓它們堅定了信念。”他回答說，“從那以后，我再也沒見過它們。”