It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer.

The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants, when the ants gained possession.

The ants'star player was dribbling the ball towards the elephants'goal when the elephants'left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.

The referee stopped the game."What the hell do you think you're doing?Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"

The elephant replied,"Well, I didn't mean to kill him—I was just trying to trip him up."

大象對(duì)螞蟻的足球賽

在一個(gè)周日下午的叢林里，大象覺得無聊，于是提出跟螞蟻比賽踢足球。

比賽順利進(jìn)行，大象隊(duì)贏球，此時(shí)，螞蟻隊(duì)控球。

螞蟻隊(duì)的球星正在運(yùn)球，準(zhǔn)備將球踢進(jìn)大象隊(duì)的球門，大象隊(duì)的左后衛(wèi)邁著笨重的步伐向螞蟻跑來，只見大象一腳踩在小螞蟻上，一下就把他給踩死了。

裁判終止了比賽。“你在做什么？你認(rèn)為殺死對(duì)手符合比賽精神嗎？”

大象回答：“嗯，我不是要?dú)⑺浪抑皇窍氚阉O倒。”