One day, President Bush attended the anniversary dinner of the press in Washington. At the dinner. He amused the audience with his humor, which made people look at him with new eyes.

He dressed well and played jokes with the veteran journalists. He insisted that he was a smart man and said,"I have just finished the human genome map and my goal is to clone another Cheney so that I could do nothing anymore. "

After saying this, he jerked his head to wards Cheney and said,"Mr. Cheney, what should I say next?"He convulsed the audience with his jokes.

克隆一個副總統

一天，布什總統參加了在華盛頓舉行的新聞界的周年晚宴。在宴會上，他獨特的幽默感語驚四座，令大家不禁都對他另眼相看。

他盛裝出席，和那些老道的記者們開玩笑周旋。他一直認為自己是個聰明人，說：“我已經完成了基因圖譜的繪制，現在我的目標是再克隆一個切尼，那樣我就什么都不用做了。”

話音剛落，他立馬轉頭對切尼說：“切尼先生，我接下來該說什么了呢？”聽眾們哄堂大笑。