第11章 Dog Food
- 思維短路(英文笑話集)
- 高雅哲
- 176字
- 2019-11-13 18:19:09
My aunt was always reluctant to wait in line, and she more loathed the people who try to squeeze in front.
One day a young man at the supermarket stepped up to her just as she reached the check-out counter."Mind if I go ahead?"he asked,"I just have this one can of dog food."
"Goodness, no."she roared,"If you're that hungry, go right ahead!"
狗糧
姨媽不喜歡排隊等候,對那些一心想插隊的人更是痛恨。
有一天,姨媽在超市買東西,她剛排到收銀臺前面,一個年輕人走上前來問道:“您介意我先結(jié)賬嗎?我只買了這一罐狗糧。”
“哎呀,不介意。”她大聲嚷道,“你要是那么餓的話,就先結(jié)吧?”