A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time."Never mind, "the drunk said with a hiccup,"I got in the back seat by mistake."

不必擔心

一個醉漢打電話給警察局，聲稱小偷光顧了他的車。“他們偷走了儀表盤、右向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”他大聲嚷嚷著。

然而在警察還沒有開始調查時，電話又一次響了起來。“沒事了，”醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了后座上。”