A male crab asked a female crab to marry him.She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways."Wow, "she thought,"this crab is really special. I can't let him get away."So they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset."What happened?"she asked,"You used to walk straight before we married."

"Oh, honey, "he replied,"I can't drink that much every day."

喝醉的螃蟹

一只公螃蟹向一只母螃蟹求婚。母螃蟹注意到，這只公螃蟹走路直著走，而不是橫著爬。“哇！”她心想，“這只螃蟹可真特別。我絕不能錯過他。”于是他們立馬結婚了。

第二天，母螃蟹發現她的新婚老公竟然橫著爬，與其他螃蟹沒有什么兩樣，她很是沮喪。“怎么回事？”她問道，“我們結婚前你是直著走路的。”

“哦，親愛的，”公螃蟹回答道，“我總不能每天都喝高吧。”