Three mice walked into a pub. The first mouse bragged,"When I see a mousetrap, I set it off, and when the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it 20 times to work up an appetite and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse bragged,"Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I grind it up and add it to my coffee to build up my strength."

The third mouse said,"Can't stay long. I've got a date with a cat."

三只老鼠

三只老鼠走進了一家酒店。第一只老鼠吹噓說：“我看到捕老鼠器時，就把它弄開。當鐵柵欄落下時，我就用牙咬住它，上下推舉20次，以此來激發我的食欲，然后帶著奶酪溜之大吉。”

第二只老鼠夸口說：“我看見鼠藥時，就把它嚼成碎末，然后加進我的咖啡，以此來增加我的力量。”

第三只老鼠說：“我不能久留。我和一只貓還有個約會呢。”