第9章 Old Age Eyesight
- 秀外晦中(英文笑話集)
- 高雅哲
- 293字
- 2019-11-14 18:25:15
The old man Sam was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam,"Did you see my client commit this burglary? "
"Yes, "says Sam,"I saw him plainly take the goods. "
The lawyer asks Sam again,"Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime? "
"Yes, "says Sam,"I saw him do it. "
Then the lawyer asks Sam,"Sam listen, you are 70 years old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night? "
Sam says,"I can see the moon, how far is that? "
老年人的視力
老人薩姆是一起入室搶劫案件的目擊證人。辯護(hù)律師問薩姆:“你看到我的當(dāng)事人犯案了嗎?”
“是的,”薩姆說,“我清楚地看見他拿走了那些東西。”
律師再問薩姆:“薩姆,案件發(fā)生在晚上,你確定你看到我的當(dāng)事人犯案了嗎?”
“是的,”薩姆說,“我看見他作案了。”
然后律師問薩姆:“薩姆,你聽好,你已經(jīng)七十歲了,你的視力很可能不好。在晚上你能看到多遠(yuǎn)啊?”
薩姆說:“我可以看見月亮,那有多遠(yuǎn)?”