第12章 Is He Really Ill
- 無敵腹黑(英文笑話集)
- 高雅哲
- 230字
- 2019-11-14 18:38:09
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street.A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of whiskey. "advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage. "says someone else.
"No, just give him some whiskey. "insists the woman."Call an ambulance. "yells another person.
"A whiskey!"The man suddenly sits up and exclaims."Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
他真病了嗎
在一個炎熱的夏天,一個上了年紀的男子昏倒在街頭,一群人馬上圍了上去。
“給這個可憐的人一杯威士忌吧。”一位女士建議。
“給他做一下心臟按摩。”另外一個人說。
“不,還是給他一些威士忌。”那位女士堅持說。
“還是叫一輛救護車吧。”有人喊起來。
“一杯威士忌!”地上的那個人坐起來嚷道,“都閉上嘴,就照那位好心的太太說的去做!”