A preacher decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said,"I must warn you-he only responds to'church talk'. Go is'Praise the Lord', and stop is'Hallelujah'. "

"I've worked with horses all my life, "said the buyer,"and I've never heard of anything like this. "Mounting the horse, he said skeptically,"Praise the Lord. "The horse began to trot. He repeated"Praise the Lord"and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic, he yelled"Hallelujah", and they came to a stop two foot from the edge.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said,"Praise the Lord!"

教堂語言

傳教士決定賣掉他的馬。一個想買馬的人看中了這匹馬，但傳教士說：“我必須警告你——他只懂‘教堂語’。走是‘感謝上’。停是‘哈利路’。”

“我一生都在同馬打交道，”買馬人說，“這樣的事我還是第一次聽到。”他跨上馬，將信將疑地說：“感謝上帝。”馬開始小跑。他重復說“感謝上帝”，馬開始飛奔起來。突然，買馬人看到前面是一個懸崖。他手忙腳亂，大聲喊道：“哈利路亞。”他們在離懸崖只有兩英尺的地方停了下來。

買馬人擦了擦額上的汗，說道：“感謝上帝！”