A nearsighted man lost his hat in a strong wind. He gave chase. A woman screamed from a nearby farmhouse.

"What are you doing there?"

"Getting my hat."he replied.

"Your hat?"exclaimed the woman,"That's our little black hen you're chasing."

近視

一陣大風(fēng)把一個(gè)近視的男人帽子掀掉了。他拔腿追趕起來。一個(gè)女人在不遠(yuǎn)處的一座農(nóng)舍尖聲嚷道：“你在那里做什么？”

“追我的帽子呀。”他回答說。

“你的帽子？”婦女尖叫道，“你追的是我們家的小黑母雞。”