Freemen YES,it is strange how little a while at a time a person can be contented.

Only a little while back,when I was riding and suffering,what a heaven this peace,this rest,this sweet serenity in this secluded shady nook by this purling stream would have seemed,where I could keep perfectly comfortable all the time by pouring a dipper of water into my armor now and then;yet already I was getting dissatisfied;partly because I could not light my pipe --for,although I had long ago started a match factory,I had forgotten to bring matches with me --and partly because we had nothing to eat.Here was another illustration of the childlike improvidence of this age and people.A man in armor always trusted to chance for his food on a journey,and would have been scandalized at the idea of hanging a basket of sandwiches on his spear.There was probably not a knight of all the Round Table combination who would not rather have died than been caught carrying such a thing as that on his flagstaff.And yet there could not be anything more sensible.It had been my intention to smuggle a couple of sandwiches into my helmet,but I was interrupted in the act,and had to make an excuse and lay them aside,and a dog got them.

Night approached,and with it a storm.The darkness came on fast.We must camp,of course.I found a good shelter for the demoiselle under a rock,and went off and found another for myself.But I was obliged to remain in my armor,because I could not get it off by myself and yet could not allow Alisande to help,because it would have seemed so like undressing before folk.It would not have amounted to that in reality,because I had clothes on underneath;but the prejudices of one's breeding are not gotten rid of just at a jump,and I knew that when it came to stripping off that bob-tailed iron petticoat I should be embarrassed.

With the storm came a change of weather;and the stronger the wind blew,and the wilder the rain lashed around,the colder and colder it got.Pretty soon,various kinds of bugs and ants and worms and things began to flock in out of the wet and crawl down inside my armor to get warm;and while some of them behaved well enough,and snuggled up amongst my clothes and got quiet,the majority were of a restless,uncomfortable sort,and never stayed still,but went on prowling and hunting for they did not know what;especially the ants,which went tickling along in wearisome procession from one end of me to the other by the hour,and are a kind of creatures which I never wish to sleep with again.It would be my advice to persons situated in this way,to not roll or thrash around,because this excites the interest of all the different sorts of animals and makes every last one of them want to turn out and see what is going on,and this makes things worse than they were before,and of course makes you objurgate harder,too,if you can.Still,if one did not roll and thrash around he would die;so perhaps it is as well to do one way as the other;there is no real choice.Even after I was frozen solid I could still distinguish that tickling,just as a corpse does when he is taking electric treatment.I said I would never wear armor after this trip.

All those trying hours whilst I was frozen and yet was in a living fire,as you may say,on account of that swarm of crawlers,that same unanswerable question kept circling and circling through my tired head:How do people stand this miserable armor?How have they managed to stand it all these generations?How can they sleep at night for dreading the tortures of next day?

When the morning came at last,I was in a bad enough plight:seedy,drowsy,fagged,from want of sleep;weary from thrashing around,famished from long fasting;pining for a bath,and to get rid of the animals;and crippled with rheumatism.And how had it fared with the nobly born,the titled aristocrat,the Demoiselle Alisande la Carteloise?Why,she was as fresh as a squirrel;she had slept like the dead;and as for a bath,probably neither she nor any other noble in the land had ever had one,and so she was not missing it.Measured by modern standards,they were merely modified savages,those people.This noble lady showed no impatience to get to breakfast --and that smacks of the savage,too.On their journeys those Britons were used to long fasts,and knew how to bear them;and also how to freight up against probable fasts before starting,after the style of the Indian and the anaconda.As like as not,Sandy was loaded for a three-day stretch.

We were off before sunrise,Sandy riding and I limping along behind.