Queen Bess Was Harry's daughter!

The Queen was in her chamber, and she was middling old, Her petticoat was satin and her stomacher was gold.

Backwards and forwards and sideways did she pass, Making up her mind to face the cruel looking-glass.

The cruel looking-glass that will never show a lass As comely or as kindly or as young as once she was!

The Queen was in her chamber, a-combing of her hair, There came Queen Mary's spirit and it stood behind her chair, Singing, 'Backwards and forwards and sideways you may pass, But I will stand behind you till you face the looking-glass.

The cruel looking-glass that will never show a lass As lovely or unlucky or as lonely as I was!'

The Queen was in her chamber, a-weeping very sore, There came Lord Leicester's spirit and it scratched upon the door, Singing, 'Backwards and forwards and sideways may you pass, But I will walk beside you till you face the looking-glass.

The cruel looking-glass that will never show a lass As hard and unforgiving or as wicked as you was!'

The Queen was in her chamber; her sins were on her head;

She looked the spirits up and down and statelily she said:

'Backwards and forwards and sideways though I've been, Yet I am Harry's daughter and I am England's Queen!'

And she faced the looking-glass (and whatever else there was), And she saw her day was over and she saw her beauty pass In the cruel looking-glass that can always hurt a lass More hard than any ghost there is or any man there was!

THE WRONG THING