An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings.

"I've got good news and bad news. "he said,"The good news is that some guy inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 12 of your paintings."

"And the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."

好消息與壞消息

一位畫家向美術館老板打聽是否有人對他的畫感興趣。

“有好消息，也有壞消息。”他說，“好消息是有人詢問你的作品在你死后會不會升值。我告訴他會的，他就把你的十二幅畫全買走了。”

“那壞消息呢？”

“那家伙是你的醫生。”