A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage."she complained,"The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."

"But, Madam, C stands for chaude-French for hot. You should know that if You live in Montreal."

"Wait a minute."roared the patron,"The other tap is also marked C."

"Of course, "said the manager,"It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

熱與冷

蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的龍頭，結果被水燙傷了。

“這太可惡了，”她抱怨道，“標著C的龍頭流出的是開水。”

“可是，女士，C代表Chaude——法語里代表‘’。如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點。”

“等等，”那位顧客咆哮道，“另外一個龍頭同樣標的是C。”

“當然，經理說道，“它代表”。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”