An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.

"Give me$1000 each, "he said,"and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!"said the American. Instantly he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?"asked a medic.

"Last I knew, "said the American,"the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

車禍

一名美國人、一名蘇格蘭人和一名加拿大人在一次車禍中死了。他們到了天堂門口，神色慌張的圣彼得卻在那里解釋說這是一次失誤。

“每個人給我一千美元，”他說，“然后我就把你們送回地球，就像什么也沒發生。”

“行！”美國人說，他即刻就發現自己完好無損地站在了車禍現場附近。

“其他人在哪里？”急救醫生問道。

“我知道的最后一件事就是，”美國人說，“蘇格蘭人正在討價還價，加拿大人正在爭論，說應該他的政府付這筆錢。”