A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer,"What a terrible voice!"he said,"Do you know who she is?"

"Yes. "was the answer,"She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon."The man said,"Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did. "was the answer.

請原諒

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評這個唱歌的人。“多難聽的嗓音！”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎？”

“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

“噢，請你原諒，”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

“是我?！蹦惺炕卮鸬?。