Two friends were having lunch at a cafe in New York's Grand Central Terminal. They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him, they overheard her ask, "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall, slim girl with long, blond hair?"

He answered,"In the larger scheme of life, yes.But today I'm meeting my wife."

等我太太

兩個朋友在紐約市中心汽車站的咖啡廳共進午餐，注意到有個男人獨坐在鄰桌。當女服務員走過來時，兩個人聽到她問：

“你是在等一位身材細高、金發長長的女孩嗎？”

那人回答說：“從人生長遠計劃來說，是這樣。但今天，我是在等我的太太。”