After two-week vacation, a man returned to his office and one of his fellow workers asked him what kind of time he'd had."I spent the whole two weeks helping my wife paint the rooms in our house. "he groaned.

"Does she do that often?"

"Well, "came the reply,"when we moved in a few years ago, the guest room was nine by twelve. Now it's eight by eleven!"

刷房子

一位男士休假兩周后回到辦公室，他的一名同事問他過得怎樣。“我兩周全都用來幫我老婆給我們家房間刷漆了。”他訴苦說。

“她經常干那活兒嗎？”

“唉，”那個人答道，“我們幾年前搬進來時，客房長十二英尺、寬九英尺，現在長十一英尺、寬八英尺。”