A guy stopts his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says,"Three weeks ago I was in you office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called.But you never called."

"I didn't ?"the doctor says,"Then what are you doing out of bed?"

我沒打過

一個(gè)人在購物商場看到醫(yī)生，便攔住他說：“三周前，我在你的診所時(shí)，你讓我回家鉆進(jìn)被窩一直呆到你打電話。可你從未打過。”

“我沒打過嗎？”醫(yī)生說，“那你下床干什么？”