第10章 Experience
- 狗血江湖(英文笑話集)
- 高雅哲
- 168字
- 2019-11-13 16:47:17
A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian.
His lawyer argued,"Your honor, my client has been driving for over twenty years."
"Your honor, "the plaintiff's lawyer retorted,"If this case is going to be judged by experience, I may remind you that my client has been walking for over fifty years!"
經驗
一名汽車駕駛員正在受審,因為他開車撞著了一名步行者。
他的律師辯解道:“法官大人,我的當事人已經開了二十年的車了。”
“法官大人,”原告律師回應道,“如果這起案件要憑經驗來判決的話,那么我可以提醒您,我的當事人已經走了五十年的路了!”