Mrs. Jack: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Jack: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

狗不識字

杰克夫人：哦，親愛的，我把最愛的小狗給丟了！

史密斯夫人：你該在報紙上登廣告啊！

杰克夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。