第8章 What Did the Chicken Do
- 動(dòng)物也瘋狂(英文笑話集)
- 高雅哲
- 266字
- 2019-11-13 16:47:11
Sam's parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it."Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds."advised the vet.
The next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Sam did as the vet said.Then, feeling guilty, Ted opened the freezer.
Shivering, the parrot came out saying,"I'm sorry for all the bad language I've been using. "Sam was astounded at the sudden change.Then the parrot said,"by the way, what did the chicken do?"
那只雞犯了什么錯(cuò)
山姆的鸚鵡總是說臟話,所以他就問獸醫(yī)怎么才能制止。獸醫(yī)建議道:“每次它一說臟話,你就把它放在冰箱里關(guān)它十五秒鐘。”
等到鸚鵡又說臟話時(shí),山姆就照獸醫(yī)的話做了。過了一會(huì)兒,山姆覺得這樣不太好,就又打開了冰箱。
鸚鵡凍得瑟瑟發(fā)抖,出來后說道:“我對(duì)我說臟話的行為道歉。”對(duì)于如此突如其來的轉(zhuǎn)變,山姆很驚訝。鸚鵡接著問道:“另外,能問一下那只雞犯了什么錯(cuò)嗎?”